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Live · Merchant Center diagnostics

Fix your Google Merchant Center
without the guesswork.

Useful Patch helps stores stuck on disapprovals, misrepresentation, suspensions and feed errors. Start with a free 10-second health check. Pay only if a deeper audit is worth it.

Run free health check → See the £199 audit

No login. No card. Results in seconds. We never request access to your store.

8
Compliance checks
10s
Avg scan time
£0
First check
£199
Full audit, fixed price
What we fix

The problems that quietly burn revenue.

If your store is stuck in any of these loops, start with a free scan — then decide if a deeper audit is worth it.

How it works

Three steps. No magic. No promises.

Built for store owners who are tired of vague advice, generic AI summaries, and reinstatement “guarantees” no honest service can give.

1
Free scan

Enter your store URL. We check HTTPS, robots, sitemap, policy pages, contact info and a few other compliance signals. 10 seconds. No login.

2
Decide if you want more

If the scan flags real risk, the £199 audit goes deeper: feed/landing-page mismatch, misrepresentation triggers, ranked fix order, what not to touch.

3
Act, or watch

You get a clear list of safe fixes, risky fixes, and decisions only you can make. Want ongoing watch? £199/mo monitoring keeps surprises out.

Why this exists

Most “Merchant Center experts” are guessing too.

Generic AI advice will tell you to “add a contact page” when your real problem is a feed/landing-page price mismatch from a discount app firing after Google crawls.

Agencies will sell you reinstatement “guarantees” no honest service can give — Google decides reinstatement, not the consultant.

Useful Patch picks a different lane: diagnostic clarity first, then a fix list ordered by risk, with explicit do-not-do-this notes. No fake certainty.

What we won't say
  • “Guaranteed reinstatement” — Google decides that, not us.
  • “We have a contact at Google” — nobody outside Google does.
  • “Just resubmit and you'll be fine” — that's how cool-down windows lengthen.
  • “This will fix everything” — most accounts have multiple overlapping causes.
Start free

See what Google sees on your store.

A 10-second automated check covering HTTPS, crawl access, sitemap, policy pages, contact signals, and site speed. No signup. No card.

Run the free scan →
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