Lower-commitment entry point to getting your Merchant Center errors understood
PAID TRIAGE — ONE-OFF

Get your Merchant Center error read and triaged

£29

Submit your exact error message and store URL. You get a short written triage — what the error likely means, what to check first, and a targeted fix template — within 1 business day.

How it works

1

Paste your error below

Copy the exact error message from Merchant Center. Add your store URL. That's it.

2

Pay £29 to confirm

Card payment via Stripe. One-time, no subscription, no recurring charge.

3

Receive your triage within 1 business day

A short written response: what the error likely means, what to check first, and a fix template tailored to your specific error. Sent to your payment email.

Submit your error

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You'll be sent to a secure Stripe checkout. After payment, your triage is sent to your payment email within 1 business day.

Prefer Gumroad? Pay via Gumroad instead then email usefulpatch@proton.me with your error and store URL.

Types of errors this covers

Need to go deeper? £29 credited toward the full audit.

If the triage reveals your account needs a full end-to-end review, the £29 you paid here is credited toward the £199 Merchant Center Audit. Just mention your triage reference when you book.

No guarantees. The triage is an informed read of your error based on the information you provide — it's not a promise of approval or reinstatement. Google's policies and review timelines are outside our control. If your situation needs more than a triage, the full audit goes deeper.
Need the full account review instead? Full Merchant Center Audit — £199. Feed, policy, structured data, account history, and a complete written report.